"Kiss me quick, I'm Wolverine."
Most of my friends kept asking me, “Have you seen Real Steel?” I always said no before and it made me feel stupid. They kept bugging me about it so it gave me the impression that it was a good film. When someone tells me that a movie is good, I always set the bar a little lower so I don’t end up disappointed. Segue, I got my popcorn and my big ass bottle of filtered water; bought a ticket and sat down, saw the film and now you have a movie “review”.
- Number 1, please don’t kick my seat teenage couple behind me, It’s distracting and I can feel it, I'm not a fighting robot.
- Secondly (I think the numbering is redundant), if you’re a group of three male college students, don’t talk aloud. Hang up the phone, and put it on silent mode.
- Have you seen the vein on Hugh Jackman’s right bicep? It’s like the trifecta of bicep veins. Never have I seen veins that big on somebody’s bicep, maybe the neck, but never on the freaking biceps, biceps.
- How did an eleven year old Caucasian boy drag a thousand pounds of robot metal up the cliff?
Overall, the movie was predictable, full of clichés, and entertaining. Yes, I was entertained. Even though the movie was in between the very fine line of simple and stupid, I found it enjoyable. I give it 5 out of 8 bicep veins.
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